FLOOD THEATRE is a dark, satirical comedy company. "Like a politicised League of Gentlemen" (ThreeWeeks). We perform unscheduled surgery as a spectator sport.

"Hard, funny and stupid."
- The New Current  

"Pitch perfect."
- ThreeWeeks

"You'll either love this or totally hate it."
- One4Review

We know your secrets.

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Not sure what to expect from Flood? You should be after this.

Flood PLC Holdings: Legal Update

Acting Chief Operations Officer and Chief Communications Chief, Flood PLC Holdings

Valued Customers,

As you are all aware, Flood PLC Holdings has recently been dominating the headlines in such major national outlets as the Ilford Recorder and the Aberdeen Evening Express.

This is due in no small part to the extravagant behaviour of Flood’s erstwhile Chief Operations Officer, H. Godfrey Manmaster.

Manmaster, who insists on being called ‘the Brigadier’ in spite of never having served, absconded from the Edinburgh company compound sometime in August with a case of papers and a month’s supply of moist towelettes. Due to the vagaries of Scots Law we are required to retain and pay him, even though I have been appointed Acting COO in his absence.

In exchange for this ongoing pay the Brigadier has sent us a small number of unsolicited and unprintable ‘reports’ from exotic locations including Cyprus, Monte Carlo and Scunthorpe Travelodge. His lawyers inform us he plans on submitting originals of these letters, along with some two dozen of the now soiled towelettes, in a civil suit he is prosecuting against the company for ‘grievous deployment of nylon carpets with malice aforethought’.

Regrettably a recent ruling by the Sheriff’s Court upholds an earlier decision that Flood PLC Holdings must continue to pay Manmaster’s legal fees in the case he is bringing against us.

To pay the Brigadier’s costs we have had to scale back activities in our Facebook department by sacking the entire staff and replacing it with an unpaid JSA claimant. We will continue weekly Facebook updates. Our Twitter department is largely unaffected, so for the latest in must-have consumables and global news events, please follow @floodtheatre.

Faithfully Sincere Regards,

Trelawney Bisque

Acting COO and CCC, Flood PLC Holdings

Flood PLC Holdings: Web Strategy Communiqué

Chief Communications Chief, Flood PLC Holdings

Valued Customers,

I’m writing to inform you of some changes to communication strategy at Flood Theatre, a subsidiary of Flood PLC Holdings.

Following feedback from You, we have dismissed Deputy Assistant Spambot James Ivens and burnt down the office where he worked.

With the savings made from his post, combined with a timely insurance pay-out following a sudden fire in one of Flood’s office buildings, we will be pumping further resources into our core services: Twitter-based news feeds.

In order to protect the integrity of these core services, we will be making efficiency savings in our Facebook department. Facebook communications will be rescheduled to consist of the previous day’s most viewed news item, a weekly review of key events, plus occasional communiqués from myself and our Dear Leader Robert M. Treadstone.

To keep up-to-date with the world’s goings-on, follow @floodtheatre on Twitter.

Sincere Regards,

Trelawney Bisque
CCC, Flood PLC Holdings

A Visit to the Therapist

Dennis Prang is feeling low and pays a visit to his local psychiatric therapist.

A Visit to the Therapist by floodtheatre

The Security

Ring ring. Ring.

The Security by floodtheatre

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